Fergie and Josh Duhamel at LAX Airport

Fergie told Us Weekly that her husband Josh Duhamel wanted to knock her up on their first date. Hmmm, is it because she looked like a stripper? Because Josh loves strippers. Even more than sacred wedding vows.

The 38-year-old singer added that Duhamel, her husband of more than four years, knew that he wanted to be a dad from the couple's very first date.

"[Josh] has been amazing," Fergie told Us Weekly at the LOGO New Now Next awards on Saturday, April 13. "He's so nice and wonderful and he sings and talks to my belly all the time. He's very complimentary. I'm very lucky that he is really good to me ... He's going to be an amazing father. He's just got natural parenting instincts and he wanted to knock me up from our first date! He is ready!"

It's funny how reality is based solely on perception. Fergie looks at Josh Duhamel as a love at first sight-type of fella who wanted to start a family immediately -- a relationship written in the stars, if you will. That's a wonderful fairy tale, isn't it? Josh on the other hand was probably not so romantic. He probably saw her as an easy lay who wouldn't worry about a condom if she got drunk enough -- which would have also been my assumption based on the image that Fergie has worked so hard to create. That's pretty much the deal when your biggest single to date is an ode to your hump, your hump, your lovely little lumps. 

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