Farrah Abraham Has A Sex Tape

Wait, "Farrah Abraham"? I bet Moses is glad he went through all that now. TMZ reports:

According to sources who have seen the tape, Farrah and a male partner (possibly her ex-boyfriend) go at it for about 30 minutes … full-on sex … in various positions. We're told it was recently shot. Our sources say the person selling the tape has already shown it to some of the biggest XXX companies and is looking to make a deal. It's another notch in Farrah's belt … she was recently snapped boozing it up in nothing but lingerie. And last month she was arrested on suspicion of DUI, when cops say she blew nearly twice the legal limit.

Just to clear this up, Farrah is the person selling the tape. Farrah is the person looking to make the deal. Just like Kim Kardashian, the tape was "leaked", then the next step in threaten legal action, but the tape will be released, she'll get a cut, then publicly state how devastated she is that someone would do this to her and her family. Then she'll swear to find the person who leaked it, but of course, that person will never be found. It's like O.J., but the crime scene is her vagina.

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