She’s Not A Victoria’s Secret Angel Anymore

First the rumor came out that Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria's Secret, then they released a statement saying she wasn't, and now Miranda Kerr is saying she quit. My penis can't tale much more of this Sydney Morning Herald reports:

'This is a natural evolution,'' she said from her Los Angeles base, which she will pack up in the coming weeks before a move to New York where husband Orlando Bloom will perform in Romeo and Juliet on Broadway. ''The thing is, I've been modelling since I was 13,'' Kerr said. ''I'm now entering a new phase in my life. I have felt this coming since my son was born and, after I became a mother, I realised I needed to prioritise my time.

Oh, so it's the kid's fault. Where is it? I'll punch it. I'll punch this kid. IDGAF. Wait, how old is he? I don't punch kids under five. I'm not some kid of monster.