Showing posts with label Ashley Greene. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ashley Greene. Show all posts

Ashley Greene At Gym


Every time you see pictures of Ashley Greene she's either leaving the gym or at an event in a dress that says she's been at the gym all week. What else does she do? Is she some kind of cyborg? She should pose naked then let me get her pregnant so we can all know for sure.


Well, Good Morning Sunshine


Apparently Ashley Greene likes to drink multiple teas, so it should be obvious to her by now that we are meant for each other and should get married. I know my OK Cupid profile is just pictures of my penis, but all she has to do is say the word and I'll take them down. C'mon, baby. How long must we play this silly game?